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Mr. Tudball’s New Office Lock | Mr. Tudball gets a new lock on his office door. It does not work as planned. #comedy #office #carolburnett | By The Carol Burnett Show | Mister Tudball. That's all finished now. All you have to do to get into your office is to press the little button underneath your secretary's desk. Alright, that's a lot. Alright. Alright. That unlocks the door. See that? Alright. Okay, that'll be all for now. And thank you very much. Yeah. Alright. Okay. Lift Gates has secured the system. Hmm. Missus Wiggins. Missus Wiggins. Hey, Victor. This is your master's a voice. I missus Sir Quiggins and can you. Hello? Hey, missus Wiggins. Hello. Don't press that button. No. Missus Wiggins, come in here right now, would you please? That's right and now in ODW now. Period. The door is stopped. It's not a stop. It's a lock and it's going to stay locked. Okay. Don't you want to know why it's locked from the side like that? No. See, missus Awakens, it's part of a new security system that we got in here. Oh. Now, I want you to learn how this works. Okay. Are you just to pay attention? I am. To me and not the two dose of cuticles. Now, I get over here now and leave those fingernails there. You know what I mean. Now, get over here right now with Jiefy Quick. Wow, watch out for the sound of Kaboom. Right? No. Now, this is how this is going to work here. Now, this door is locked and it's going to be locked all the time until you press that little buzzer there underneath your desk. Now, I don't want anybody coming in here unless they have one of these badges on. Then, you open the door form. So, you just put that on when you have time and you keep that on at all times. Okay. If you get to a gas station, you ought to check that left to rear. Are you thinking you understand this the way this works here? Sure. You understand that perfectly? Yeah. Alright, say would you go into my office for a minute? Lock the door. You told me to. If I told you to jump out the window, would you do that? No. It's too bad. I had some hope for that. I'm going to show you how this works. Now, you press this buzzer here, that would open the door and then you could go in my office. Now, pay attention. You press that buzzer, the door opens, then they can go into my office. So when the Good. I don't mean to go in there now, you dope it and just do. Yes. Wanted to come back in TJ's office now. Now? That's right. Hi. Hi. Hi. Are you thinking you understand how that works now? I guess so. Hey. I'm thinking that Darwin fellow had the right to Terry. I bet your folks had some banana bill and now look, Now, I don't want the one to nobody going through that door unless they got one of those badges. They don't have a badge. I don't want to see them. You got to that? Yeah. Alright. Now, I'm going to pretend that I'm a salesman coming in here without the badge and you don't let me in there. Hi. I'm a happy Sam Encyclopedia man and I go in to see mister Tudball Mr. Tudball's not in his office. Well, why do you want to see him if he's not in? Well, I don't want to see him. I just see. Well then, what are you doing here? Oh, I don't use. Let me try this again. Now, look, don't let me unless I got the badge, alright? Here we go again. Hi, I'm a happy Sam's encyclopedia man. I'm here to see you mister Todd Ball. Hi, mister Toddball. Hi, happy Sam. How you doing? Real good. Can I come in and see you? Well, I have to check you with my secretary. Alright, I'll try and get by her right now even though I don't have a badge. Can I go in and see mister Tudball? Sure. Why do you press that buzzer like that? So, you could go in and see mister Tudball. But I don't have a bad job. But you said mister Tudball said for you to come in. He didn't, that was me, aren't you? You can't. I heard him say for you to come in. Not even under that's my voice. This is like trying to teach the mermaid to do the splits. Okay. Now look, I'm going to tell you one more time. Watch my lips are real good. Hello, I don't want nobody. I mean the nobody going into that door unless they got the bad guy. Now that's so simple that the child can understand that. You got that? I got the headache. My head's going to dark, to dark, to dark. Open that door. Now, open the door. Where's your badge? My badge is in under my desk. I can't let you in without a badge. Let me end this door then I can go get my badge and show you to my badge. Come here. Watching my limbs. I'm going to say this to you so even a child will understand. No badge and no office. Uh I tell you what, why don't you go out to the coffee machine and get me a cup of a coffee then? Hi. I'll wait right here, don't you worry. The I'm getting my badge. What? Here's your coffee mister Tudball. Mister Todd Ball. Dear mister Tudball. I'm going to do a little shopping. And then go to lunch.
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